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Why do couples go the gym together?

They want their relationship to work out.

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1. My luggage went to court for shoplifting.

It was an open and shut case.

2. Who is professor Snape's really smart cousin?

Cleverus.

3. Where should you take someone who is injured in a peekaboo accident?

I C U

4. I took your advice and finally showed my doctor that rash I have on my thigh.

He ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Cosco.

5. What was the name of that frog who parked in front of the fire department driveway?

Toad

6. Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitations pulse

Yo mamma

7. Instead carma

Yo mama is so fafat she has her own gravel. Pulse

8. How did the mathematician support farming?

Being protractor.

9. I wanted to buy some sausages on Black Friday….

but the link is broken…….

10. Why is the number 1 always alone?

Because it is the only one

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